Damn I wish I was as popular at graduation like Troy Bolton was
Being nice to my sister
Me: hello little sister that I am being nice to. Mom said to lay down and put this wet wash cloth on your head so you feel better
My sister: what the heck no!
Me: hello little sister if you want me to continue to be nice do what mom said
I’m on an escalator that only goes up my friend
Today in Chicago
*people go by on a horse and carriage*
Dad: NO you don't wave like that you wave like the queen see!
Dad: *waves like queen*
People: *wave like queen*
Dad: that's better! Have a great day'
Woot woot. Hi I’m Haley and I’m following back everyone 💕
*walks past a mirror*
you got kik?
When you have no luck looking for the booty
He didn’t think I was serious but I was