Explaining tumblr to someone who doesn’t know what it is is seriously the hardest thing to do
My sister is running around the house yelling “swoop swoop swag I think my dads a fag”…..
What the fuck google
I live by this bridge and people make signs with solo cups on it
I am really tempted to write something like “marry me Sarah?” On it so when people are driving on the expressway all the girls names Sarah will flip shit thinking their bfs did it for them
Why I love my bf
I just yelled “What team!?” Out the kitchen window to some kid walking down the street.
He replied with “Wildcats Mother fucker!” And ran away
me trying to be cool on a date
Me:*picks up drink*
Me: *spills said drink all over my shirt*
Me: laughs like a retarded seal