I just yelled “What team!?” Out the kitchen window to some kid walking down the street.
He replied with “Wildcats Mother fucker!” And ran away
me trying to be cool on a date
Me:*picks up drink*
Me: *spills said drink all over my shirt*
Me: laughs like a retarded seal
Me: no it’s okay don’t reply…I’m fine
*5 mins later*
Me: what the fuck bitch I know you have your phone
crappy iPhone quality but I love this pic of me
Prom was oscars themed and i had to do this sorry…
Hey its me :)
I can’t tell if she’s happy or she’s awkwardly laughing thinking woah who the fuck are you
If she had the chance to change her fate would she ?